dong

1. (dong) (1638↑, 218↓)

1. The penis. 2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dong.

For about 500 dong, an Asian hooker will let you stick your dong in her ass.

Author: Brown Sugar http://dong.urbanup.com/63378

2. (dong) (900↑, 378↓)

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

Author: Tom http://dong.urbanup.com/1123519

3. (Dong) (658↑, 168↓)

The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.

I have a dong.

Author: wouldn't you like to know http://dong.urbanup.com/502709

4. (Dong) (397↑, 207↓)

The Penis.

Good lord, my dong is huge\!

Author: Mike "Skeptickal" Siraco http://dong.urbanup.com/108395

5. (dong) (255↑, 123↓)

1. Colloquial term for the penis. 2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong. 2. Dave is a right dong\!

Author: Law http://dong.urbanup.com/752633

6. (dong) (160↑, 67↓)

Slang; see [penis]. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny. Did you see his dong?\! My dong is massive and powerful\!

Author: Chantal Charisse http://dong.urbanup.com/774299

7. (dong) (135↑, 63↓)

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

Author: GuidoPosse69 http://dong.urbanup.com/1049165

8. (Dong) (31↑, 14↓)

1.The best euphemism for a penis. 2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

Author: What the shit? http://dong.urbanup.com/3376550

9. (dong) (15↑, 4↓)

50% of a doorbell.

DIng Dong\!

Author: THEΘDΘRE http://dong.urbanup.com/4819412

10. (Dong) (25↑, 17↓)

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

Author: ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides http://dong.urbanup.com/2162161

11. (Dong) (57↑, 49↓)

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

Author: grr... http://dong.urbanup.com/125726

12. (dong) (15↑, 10↓)

1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "[ding dong]" and many other names. 2. a monetary unit in [Vietnam]. 3. a proper surname for a male, used in the [Chinese] and [Vietnamese] languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the [Orient].

1. when the [awesome] [Billy Idol] performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong. 2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong. 3. The instructor in a [college] [Computer Science] class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the [University] of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG\!" 4. I told my Vietnamese [friend] in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in [English] (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".

Author: Starpunk http://dong.urbanup.com/3463537

13. (dong) (17↑, 12↓)

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?" "Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds\!"

Author: Hansome Harry http://dong.urbanup.com/2621311

14. (dong) (22↑, 17↓)

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

Author: Edna Sweetlove http://dong.urbanup.com/1980574

15. (Dong) (4↑, 0↓)

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

Author: roberto765332 http://dong.urbanup.com/5533164

16. (dong) (2↑, 0↓)

adj: to be completely done with something, moment in which one is over an idea or fact, to be contently filled with food, or can be used to show that one is ready to move on to the next subject or matter at hand.

I'm so fucking [dong] right now. [Dong] and [dong]. Me:" Hey, are you [dong] yet?" You: "No.... (5 seconds elapsed) alright, [dong]." [Dong]\!

Author: iamdapimppanther http://dong.urbanup.com/6131470

17. (Dong) (1↑, 0↓)

A slang term for penis.

Kyle: '' HA\! dong'' Chris: '' What?'' Kyle: ''Its slang for penis\!''

Author: xxKatelynKannibalxx http://dong.urbanup.com/5452649

18. (Dong) (0↑, 0↓)

a person who do not know how to calculate in order and smoking their way through

Let's play mahjong with YiYi, he is such a dong.

Author: yyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiii http://dong.urbanup.com/5631830

19. (dong) (1↑, 2↓)

an idiotic person, a completly dickhead , someone that has no brain whatsoever and lives a meaningless and pointless life.

"ugh look at that Laura girl, what a dong"

Author: jimbobjoeyfeen http://dong.urbanup.com/4729342

20. (dong) (21↑, 25↓)

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

Author: Les G http://dong.urbanup.com/1422485

21. (Dong) (1↑, 6↓)

its the shorter version of ding dong. it can be used as a noun and an adjective

your a dong head quit messing with your dong dont look at my dong honey\! man i can really go for a dong right now

Author: IOU a blow job http://dong.urbanup.com/3382312

22. (dong) (2↑, 8↓)

an unseperable combination of two gay lovers, one named donald and the other named jong.

last night i saw dong [craig]

Author: bob'syouruncle http://dong.urbanup.com/3494837

23. (Dong) (0↑, 7↓)

the small and fat erect penis of a homosexual [transgender] [hermaphidite].

i wounder if that ManLady has a dong?

Author: missmollyE http://dong.urbanup.com/5117628

24. (dong) (15↑, 22↓)

A limp or hanging/dangling penis. Funny-sounding word. Vietnamese money unit.

Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)

Author: yeyYAY http://dong.urbanup.com/1807707

25. (dong) (1↑, 9↓)

When someone is shot by a sniper rifle but does not die, or even take offense to the shot. (Word mostly used in video games)

Snake oil : What the fuck i just totally donged that douche fag. Random Pie : Well, my friend, thats a dirty shame.

Author: snakeoil98 http://dong.urbanup.com/3645463

26. (Dong) (3↑, 11↓)

A word that can be use in mutilpal ways. Dong can me a males sexual organ, a noise of a bell, or a sound in world of warcraft. I made the warcraft dong/ or say it because everyone else says ding..:/ which isnt the noise it is Dong

1. My Taurn Nickoftime on Icecrown just Donged to lvl 47. 2. Put your dong away. 3. The GONG DONGED

Author: Nickoftime948 http://dong.urbanup.com/2359119

27. (Dong) (2↑, 12↓)

Excrement that comes out of one's behind. Made Naturally from humans and animals. Doesn't smell pleasant. Also reffered as male genitle organ, penis. Similar to Shit.

Hey Joe, let's put some dong into a brown bag and light it on fire at Matt's house.

Author: USuCK2526\@aol.com http://dong.urbanup.com/3624685

28. (Dong) (4↑, 14↓)

To kill someone, To murder someone.

She was going to dong both of them if they didn't stop fighting

Author: NinjaErick http://dong.urbanup.com/2611636

29. (dong) (7↑, 17↓)

The opposite of a [low-rider] vehicle, a dong in the urban setting, particularly inner city areas, is a coupe or sedan with extremely large diameter wheels and very low-profile tires. Fanciful variation of a [whip] to cartoon-like proportions.

A typical "dong" will be any 1980s Oldsmobile car painted in a unique color and featuring 30 inch--or larger--wheels or [spinners] (wheels with separately free-rotating hubs).

Author: Heavy1974 http://dong.urbanup.com/2016471

30. (dong) (12↑, 22↓)

Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably). Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.

Sisquo - "Let me see that dong-da-dong-da-dong"

Author: Umbongo - England http://dong.urbanup.com/77213

31. (dong) (18↑, 31↓)

When two balls within the ball sack collide to create an excruciating experiance.

Peter fell down from Judo; he donged while he fell down. Peter donged in your face.

Author: Peter Oh http://dong.urbanup.com/1144589

32. (dong) (12↑, 26↓)

REALLY \!BIG\! PENIS I real penis of a person 12inch plus\!\!

You are such a dong\!\! i have a dong

Author: Tom. N http://dong.urbanup.com/1132273

33. (Dong) (8↑, 22↓)

a dildo

go to www.dildo.com they have a nice selection of jelly dongs.

Author: ilovedildos http://dong.urbanup.com/189233

34. (dong) (11↑, 25↓)

A filthy cuss name for the male genitalia.

"I sucked on his dong all night, and it was good..."

Author: Don't Touch Me http://dong.urbanup.com/1125

35. (Dong) (9↑, 24↓)

Trini pronunciation of the word "down".

You're Trini if you can understand the following: Yuh was dey when we do de ting dong dey de day? ;) (Translation for the interested: Were you there when we did that thing the other day?)

Author: redgyul http://dong.urbanup.com/1160866

36. (Dong) (25↑, 40↓)

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket I'm gonna beat you with my dong\!

Author: David Smith http://dong.urbanup.com/551103

37. (dong) (11↑, 27↓)

When two big,enormous balls such as "the ball sack" collide to bring an excruciating experiance.

Peter donged when he fell down from judo; it hurt a lot.

Author: Petes http://dong.urbanup.com/1105635

38. (Dong) (18↑, 36↓)

Vietnamese currency. Equivalent to the US Dollar.

That Vietnamese dinner will be 25 dong. Please pay at the register.

Author: steve http://dong.urbanup.com/668456

39. (dong) (2↑, 20↓)

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

Author: Mena Iainttellinu http://dong.urbanup.com/282010

40. (dong) (4↑, 23↓)

A shortening of 'Ding-dong destroyer', Basingstoke ryhming slang for a bong

Lets go lug a ding-dong\!

Author: Steve Brennan http://dong.urbanup.com/388931

41. (dong) (22↑, 42↓)

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO\!\!\!

he had a small dong

Author: asshat http://dong.urbanup.com/24088

42. (dong) (8↑, 30↓)

a big ding dong 9" re (gosh that is big) o my god (omg) is that feal

iv got a big ding dong and it is 9" er and yes it is real gillis fa bathgate get that out ur gub no u cant get a shot of it

Author: Johnny Dong http://dong.urbanup.com/748030

43. (DONG) (3↑, 26↓)

An 8 inch black, prosthetic penis designed for thrust and insertion to a member of the opposite sex.

When Nikki first felt the DONG, she came harder than a Tsunami.

Author: Long Duck http://dong.urbanup.com/1420653

44. (dong) (6↑, 42↓)

DONG, derrivitive of DOUG HORN

DONG\!\! Dong HORN\!\! D-UNIT \#2

Author: dong horn http://dong.urbanup.com/663377

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Last updated: 2012.02.29